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001


Haruta: Whaaa? Taka-chan, this is Kushieda from around Christmastime, right? Look at her face...

Takasu: What about it?

Haruta: I bet she did really bad on her year-end exam! Maybe even worse than me!

Takasu: For Kushieda's sake, let me tell you: WRONG!

002


Takasu: Hmm... So basically, Kushieda is the "final boss"? Is that really what this implies?

Kushieda: Hm? Say again? Who's the final boss?

Takasu: N-Nobody!!

003


Aisaka: For your information, I thought you might fall back into a coma after seeing your monstrous face in the mirror, and that would make Yacchan sad, so I had to hurry and stop you, that's all!

Takasu: Yeah yeah, I get it.

004


Aisaka: Toast is so deliciously soft when it's fresh, but the second it gets cold, it's gross. That's a fact.

Takasu: It's your fault for letting it get cold then! It's not the toast's fault.

Aisaka: You're right. Otherwise people would take their toast to court, and toast prison would suck.

Takasu: Enough! Just eat your toast while it's still warm!

005


Kitamura: Oho, that's the Y form pose! Leave it to Kushieda to have perfect balance control!

Takasu: I'm impressed. No way I could do that. Can you?

Kitamura: You bet. I do it every day after my bath before I put my clothes on. Would you like to see it?

Takasu: For the love of all that is holy, I'm gonna pass on that.

006


Takasu: Hmm... If I overlook Kawashima's true nature, it's an undeniable fact that this expression is unbeatably cute.

Aisaka: You're such a simple-minded animal.

Takasu: Hey, it's not just me! I'm sure whoever's holding this PSP totally agrees!

Aisaka: That's fine then. The customer is always right!

Takasu: Oh, I see how it is.

007


Yasuko: Whaaat? Taiga-chan and Ryuu-chan are eating takoyaki! Lucky! Yacchan wants takoyaki toooo!

Takasu: Alright, alright! I'll make my own special takoyaki for you!

Yasuko: Really!? Okay, then put in lots of pork, and beef, and shrimp, and squid!!

Takasu: That's not how you make takoyaki.

008


Noto: Whoa there, Takasu! Look at you getting frisky with the Tiger!

Takasu: No no no! Taiga's feet hurt, so I was just carrying her. Nothing more.

Noto: I can't let you casually call that "nothing" without wanting to murder you.

009


Kawashima: Nooo! Takasu-kun, showing everyone what I looked like when I was alone with you is, like, SO cruelll! Grrr, Ami-chan's sooo embarrassed!

Inko-chan: EMBARRASSED! AMIII! EMBARRASSED!

Kawashima: Why is this ugly bird here and not Takasu-kun!?

010


Haruta: This... this ain't right, Taka-chan.

Takasu: Yeah. One wrong choice and this is the ending I get. It just ain't right.

Haruta: NOT THAT! At this angle, we should be able to see Ami-chan's panties and WE CAN'T! This is RIDICULOUS!!

Takasu: Well... Life's not fair.

011


Kushieda: Oh man! You were so amazing! Who knew you were so great at crane games?

Takasu: W-Well, I'm alright I guess...

Haruta: HOLD IT! I won't hand off the title of Game Meister so easily, not even to you!

Takasu: Uhhh... Do I even want that title?

012


Yasuko: Whaaat? Taiga-chan, why are you making such a scary face?

Aisaka: The truth is, Yacchan, though you can't see it from this angle, that bear was looking at me and licking its lips.

Takasu: Hey! Don't tell such blatant lies!

Yasuko: Eeeek!! You were about to be eaten by a bear!? Eeek! Yacchan's scareddd!

Takasu: And you! Don't BELIEVE such blatant lies!

013


Kushieda: Oooh! So this is Takasu-kun's mama~! Moe! She's as moe as they say!! My heart's on FIRE!!

Takasu: Yeah, even her own son thinks it's criminal to look like that past age 30.

Kushieda: How about we hop on the bandwagon and start selling hug pillows of her? The demand is there!

Takasu: I have no intention of being the supply.

014


Aisaka: Yacchan's really pretty! Looking at you, it's like, where did her DNA go?

Takasu: That's what I'd like to know. If you figure it out, be sure to tell me.

Aisaka: I'm more likely to figure out the origin of the universe.

Takasu: Are you trying to say Yasuko giving birth to me is more of a miracle than that?

015


Yasuko: Ryuu-chaaan! That unadon we had was so gooood!

Takasu: Well, it's not exactly a specialty dish, you know.

Yasuko: Let's have udanon again soon!

Takasu: Unadon. Right. I get it.

016


Aisaka: Don't go looking into my dreams!

Takasu: It's not like I WANTED to see this dream.

Aisaka: Don't go talking shit about my dreams!!

Takasu: I'm sorry, should I have said "This dream conveys your deep love of animals"?

017


Kushieda: Oh? This picture...

Takasu: K-Kushieda! Please, I'm begging you, don't look!

Kushieda: A picture of your mama holding a picture of the two of you?

Takasu: There's no way he and I look THAT much alike.

018


Aisaka: If her meatbags had crushed me to death, what would she have been charged with?

Takasu: Are you expecting me to make some lame joke like, "canslaughter"?

Aisaka: Not at all. But you already said it, so you lose.

Takasu: Lose WHAT?

019


Takasu: Kawashima's ad-libbing was magnificent here. That's an actress's daughter for you, am I right?

Aisaka: Right.

Takasu: Hm? You're not insulting her for a change.

Aisaka: I've known StuChi was good at ad-libbing for a long time now. Hehe! I mean, 150 impressions! Hee hee hee!

Takasu: I... I see...

020


Kushieda: Ooh! This is a great scene! It's the next big thing in moe! I call it "asymmetrical half-sock ankle moe"!

Takasu: That's very... descriptive...

021


Kitamura: Oh, playing catch? Nice and wholesome! Still, didn't it hurt using your bare hands? Softballs, despite their name, aren't all that soft.

Takasu: Yeah, I learned that real quick.

022


Sakura: Eek! Eeeeek! What is this?! Takasu-senpai and my sister... my sister--!

Takasu: H-Hey! Don't get the wrong idea! That's just... you know, how they greet each other overseas! We weren't doing anything like that!

Sakura: Did you make it out of there alive? The look on her face says she was DEFINITELY planning something...

Takasu: Uhh... How do I put this...? That's siblings for you... Yeah, I'll leave it at that.

023


Yasuko: Wooow! Ryuu-chan looks just like his papa back when we first met! So cooool~!

Takasu: I deeply regret my actions from the bottom of my heart.

024


Aisaka: Zzzz...

Noto: Sensei! Someone left their lunchbox laying in the schoolyard! Looks like it's that girl sleeping happily after her big meal!

Haruta: What did you saaay?! As I recall, such an action is unseemly of an Oohashi High School student! Her punishment will be to make lunches for us starting tomorrow!

Takasu: You sure about that? It would be more of a punishment for you guys.

025


Yasuko: Whaaat? Taiga-chan looks kinda lonely hereee... Ryuu-chan, you shouldn't make Taiga-chan so saddd.

Takasu: You're right. I'll keep that in mind.

026


Kushieda: Ooooh!! What's going on?! Since when have you two had that kinda relationship? And why're you half-naked?!

Takasu: Uhh, well... That was all I could think to do at the time... Please, just forget it! I know I want to.

027


Kitamura: Well, well! This is an ideal future for us!

Takasu: Don't sound so happy about it!

Kitamura: Ha ha ha ha! Oh, don't be shy!

Takasu: I'm not being shy! I'm just not happy about it!

028


Sakura: Eek! Eeeeek! What is this?! Takasu-senpai and my sister... my sister--!

Takasu: H-Hey! Don't get the wrong idea! That's just... you know, we were wrestling, that's all! Nothing more than--

Sakura: She does this to me all the time. That way I can't escape her lectures! What did she lecture you about?

Takasu: It wasn't really a lecture. Better than that.

Sakura: Like what?

Takasu: Never mind!

029


Kushieda: Maaan, this is the craziest thing that's happened in the 800 years I've been alive! Takasu-kun, just how and why did you end up in student council?

Takasu: Frankly, that's what I'd like to know. That aside, who are you supposed to be this time, Kushieda?

Kushieda: Don't answer a question with a question. Ho ho ho!

030


Sakura: Eek! Eeeeek! What is this?! Takasu-senpai and my sister... my sister--!

Takasu: No no no, look closer! Kitamura's there too, and he's about to propose! I'm the third wheel here!

Sakura: You're right. And my sister looks really happy.

Takasu: Yeah. Despite all that she said, I'm sure deep down she was happy about it.

Sakura: Hehe! Seeing my sister happy makes me happy too!

031


Aisaka: Ryuuji, you're a dog down to your very core. You should thank me for being able to see your true nature with such clarity.

Takasu: "Yeah! It's all thanks to you that I found my true self! Thanks!"

Aisaka: That kinda pisses me off.

032


Haruta: Yuri-chan! CONGRATS!! I'm so happy for you!

Noto: Takasu, you taught us that anything is possible. I wish you the best.

Kitamura: The story of Takasu and Sensei -- I mean, Koigakubo-san -- has only just begun. And that story is titled Yuridora! Ha ha ha ha! To a happy marriage!

Koigakubo: And so ends the touching speech from your three classmates!

033


Takasu: I'm so sorry that happened, Kushieda...

Kushieda: No biggie, no biggie! Actually, my hair's been like, strangely glossy since then. Maybe it worked like a chemical treatment!

Takasu: I think it was just undigested birdseed.

034


Haruta: Look at how clearly you can see my fantasy! I'm so awesome!

Noto: Hang on there, Haruta. I'm pretty sure that's MY fantasy.

Kitamura: Hmm. Looks like a collaboration of all of our fantasies, plus those of the player!

Takasu: Don't go forcing your fantasies on the player!

035


Kitamura: Ah, yes! Doing underwater aerobics together was as fun as I'd imagined! Why don't we ask the gym teacher to let us borrow the school pool next time?

Takasu: Come to think of it, Kitamura, don't you have a lot in common with him?

Kitamura: I like being naked, but seeing a mirror image of myself, not so much.

Takasu: Sounds terrible either way.

036


Takasu: Looks more like a classy hotel pool than a recreational pool.

Kawashima: Anywhere feels classy as long as Ami-chan's there! That's the Ami-chan Effect!

Takasu: I won't deny that, but you could stand to be more humble.

Kawashima: If I was humble, I'd lose my Ami-chan Effect, right?

Takasu: Oh, I get it.

037


Takasu: Why did you pose like this?

Kushieda: You see, Takasu-kun, if you strike this pose while holding down the L and R buttons, my hidden "naughty" route will be unlocked!

Takasu: W-What!?

Kushieda: I'm kidding, of course.

Takasu: Yeah, it'd be impossible to pose like that while holding L and R down.

Kushieda: Not necessarily. See?

Takasu: WHOA!! Is this the naughty route!?

038


Aisaka: Thinking about it, there's no need for humans to know how to swim! We evolved to LEAVE the water, so of course our ability to swim is diminished--! *Glub glub glub glub*

Takasu: That's enough, Darwin! Keep kicking your legs!

039


Kitamura: Good grief. Using one of our Culture Festival dolls for this is nothing short of outrageous. I'm embarrassed to go to the same school as whoever did this.

Takasu: Yeah. This thing caused all those rumors and upset all of those couples.

Kitamura: As student council president, I'd like to make it up to them. What if I sang love songs under this tree every night, starting tonight? It'll really set the mood.

Takasu: Sure, if you want to be even more annoying than the ghost.

040


Haruta: Hey Taka-chan, didja see? In the latest episode of Ghost Hunter, Miss Tiger looked way different!

Takasu: Oh, you're right. She was carrying herself with more confidence.

Haruta: Not THAT! It was the China dress! Didn't her boobs look smaller than when she was in her swimsuit? It's like, so weird, dude!

Takasu: R-Really...? I'll need to bring her some breast pads...

Haruta: Hm? What-pads?

Takasu: NEVER MIND!

041


Haruta: Ooooh, what's this? Is Tiger about to reward you with a kiss?

Takasu: No, that's not it.

Kushieda: Fu fu fu! You see, Haruta-kun, when this CG is on the screen, if you kiss your PSP, you can unlock her hidden "naughty" route!

Haruta: WHAAAAT?! Seriously!?!? WOOHOO!

Takasu: She's KIDDING!

042


Kushieda: Now, take this! The finishing blow I mastered beneath our local waterfall! HERE I GO!!!

Takasu: Okay, bring it on! ...Wait, there's no point in the batter pitching to herself!

Kushieda: Oh, you're right! I'm so embarrassed I could disappear! POOF!

Takasu: What did you duck down for, Kushieda?

043


Kawashima: I was scared to death when I thought she was going to come after ME instead! I can't believe you've easily handled all her little fits, Takasu-kun.

Takasu: They aren't as often as you think. And for the record, it isn't easy!

044


Takasu: That same old smile, and the words I'd heard so many times before: "Bye-bye." So why does my heart feel like it's in a vice? Oh, I know. I must be meant to walk alone.

Inko-chan: PO, PO, PO... POREVER!

045


Kitamura: So was Ami ever able to taste your cooking after that?

Takasu: Yeah. She ended up coming over to my apartment and I cooked there.

Kitamura: I see. Her Trevi Fountain wish came true so soon.

Takasu: Don't grin like that! It's creepy!

046


Haruta: Whaaa? Taka-chan, you played a racing game with Ami-chan? Are ya ignorin' the fact that I'M the Game Meister!?

Takasu: Uh, well, it just kinda happened.

Haruta: Ohh. But seeing Ami-chan so lively makes me kinda happy, so I'll give you the title of Game Meister, Taka-chan.

Takasu: I want to thank you, but let me ask you one more time: Should I really be happy about this?

047


Haruta: Oh! I've been to this cafe before!

Takasu: Huh? Really?

Haruta: Ain't this the place that hires nothing but creepy prettyboys? Truth is, I've done a lot of stuff with them. Can't tell ya the details, though.

Takasu: What do you mean, "a lot of stuff"...? No, never mind. I'm not even gonna ask.

Haruta: Huh? Taka-chan? Why won't ya look at me?

048


Takasu: Oh!? This sure ain't something I should tell the others about. At most, I can tell Inko-chan.

Inko-chan: BREAAAK! ACHE, ACHE! BREAAAK!

Takasu: Yep, this is Kawashima right in the middle of being sweet! Is that what you want me to say!?

049


Haruta: Taka-chan! Let me kiss your cheek RIGHT NOW! Then it'll be an indirect kiss with Ami-chan!

Takasu: NO WAY IN HELL!

050


Takasu: Do you always carry a bald cap with you, Kushieda?

Kushieda: Of course, horse! It's something of a necessity for every girl, Takasu-kun!

Takasu: I... I see...

051


Haruta: Ya know, for a group of guys, wasn't our conversation a little too serious? We shoulda talked about some naughty stuff!

Takasu: "Should have"? No.

Noto: Well, maybe we could have been a little more forthcoming about stuff.

Haruta: Then while we're at it, let's talk about it right now! Taka-chan, which do you prefer: girls with no shirts or girls with no pants?

Takasu: Don't ask me that stuff, you porn maniac!

052


Takasu: Oh hey, Kitamura! About that egg and rice you sent, I made sure to--

Kitamura: Oh, that's why I'm here, actually. See, that box was addressed to the university, but was sent here by mistake.

Takasu: Huh?

Kitamura: It contained priceless artifacts that I excavated from Pharaoh Teti's pyramid. I've been told they could change the face of history. They're not fit to be eaten, so I came here as fast as I could.

Takasu: I, I see... Uh, gosh, where did I put that egg? Ha ha ha...

Kitamura: Calm down. I'm kidding.

Takasu: You're like a completely different person.

053


Takasu: I gotta say, that costume was the perfect size for you, Taiga.

Kawashima: How nice that you can fit into children's sizes!

Aisaka: In StuChi's case, it's proof of how brazen-faced you are!

Kawashima: That's not true! Ami-chan takes good care of her face!

Takasu: So you aren't denying the "brazen" part?

054


Haruta: Taka-chan! Kushieda looks like she's thinking, "If I'd known this would happen, I would have done my homework ahead of time!"

Takasu: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: WRONG! That's how YOU feel!

055


Takasu: Sheesh. What was Taiga thinking, swinging a damn sword around in this tiny room? It's a miracle she didn't cause any damage beyond a single hole in the door.

Inko-chan: ME! MEEE!

Takasu: Oh, sorry. The stress Inko-chan suffered counts as damage.

056


Sakura: Eek! Eeeeek! What is this?! Kota-kun and... and ME--!

Takasu: S-Sorry! This was just, you know, a passing daydream...

Sakura: Oh, this reminds me of my pool date with Kota-kun. It was so much fun~! Kota-kun is pretty manly... Hehe! I wanna go there again...

Takasu: Hello! Earth to Sakura!

057


Noto: Thinking back, Haruta was able to support Takasu's full weight in that position, right? That's some serious strength!

Haruta: Ehe? Ya think so? Well, men are supposed to be manly. I ain't as ripped as our gym teacher, though!

Noto: I know! Why don't we see how many people you can support in that position? Maybe you can break a world record!

Haruta: Oh, sounds awesome! I could be famous! A star!

Takasu: But in order to know his limit, wouldn't Haruta have to fall from there?

Haruta: OH NOOO!

058


Takasu: A fire broke out in front of my eyes! I was in such a panic!

Aisaka: You think you panicked? Try being IN the fire.

Takasu: You weren't just IN it, you CAUSED it.

Aisaka: Don't nitpick the little details.

Takasu: Uh, that's kinda a HUGE detail.

059


Takasu: *Sigh* I don't feel like making jokes about this scene. Inko-chan, you can handle this one.

Inko-chan: DEAD ENDING!

Takasu: Nailed it.

060


Haruta: You're... you're so mean, Takasu-kun! I can't believe you're actually... made of rice!!

Noto: It's okay, Kawashima! They have medicine for it these days!

Takasu: Hey! Don't make up your own lines!

061


Sumire: Now this is a surprising ending. I'm glad I took that red-eye back to Japan.

Takasu: What the? Kanou-senpai, were you in this route?

Sumire: What are you saying? I'm the one in the helmet. Who could imagine I'd get together with Aisaka?

Takasu: Oh, I see. So this is one of those "yuri" routes, then.

Sumire: Don't make disgusting jokes.

Takasu: You started it.

062


Takasu: This look on Taiga's face probably says "You can relax. I approve."

Inko-chan: GOOD! GOOD!

Takasu: Thanks, Inko-chan.

063


Aisaka: That reminds me, when I accidentally shrank that cashmere scarf, you said cashmere is made from deer or rabbits, right?

Takasu: Yeah. What about it?

Aisaka: I looked it up, and cashmere is actually made from goats! You lied to me!

Takasu: Oh, you're right! My bad. I probably just wasn't thinking straight at the time. My memories hadn't come back completely yet.

Aisaka: Sounds fishy. I'll bet you really just wanted to watch me smile and nod at your lies, didn't you!

Takasu: What kind of roundabout conspiracy is that?

064


Noto: Being hugged from behind by the girl you like is cool, but I'd prefer to see her face, personally.

Haruta: Whaaa? Really? This is all it takes to get my heart pounding!

Noto: For some reason I feel like the loser here.

065


Inko-chan: CO, CO-ED! DORM ROOM!

Takasu: "Co-ed dorm room"? I know it might seem that way to an outsider, but please try to understand. This is--

Inko-chan: STUCK IN CO-ED?

Takasu: Uh... er... you don't have to do anything.

066


Kitamura: So did they let you in after that?

Takasu: Well, Taiga dropped the serving tool off the veranda and it made a huge racket. After that, they decided to let me in only during mealtimes.

Kitamura: That's great to hear! Maybe you'll be able to change Yasuko-san's mind.

Takasu: That'd be nice.

067


Kitamura: And so you got a happy ending! It warms the cockles of my heart to see you all so happy!

Takasu: Thanks.

Kitamura: Say, how many years have passed here? Yasuko-san doesn't look any different.

Takasu: Kitamura! Don't joke about that!

068


Kitamura: Oho, Kushieda's looking great here! Feels like she's unburdened somehow.

Takasu: Personally, I think Kushieda always looks great.

Kitamura: I completely agree, of course, but don't you think she looks especially great here?

Takasu: Yeah, this is an outstanding example of her greatness!

069


Haruta: Hey, didn't Kushieda start screaming something back then? What was it?

Takasu: "Down with the Shogun, away with foreigners." Basically, Japan's isolation during the Edo period was an analogy to Kushieda's heart refusing to open up to romance. Just as Japan shut its doors on the black ships, Kushieda... you know...

Haruta: Kushieda... what?

Takasu: It's embarrassing! Do the math yourself!

070


Noto: I see. The secret to the strength of the women's national softball team is a specially-made bucket pudding.

Takasu: It's not like I make 'em every day. I like to maintain nutritional balance.

Noto: Yeah, yeah, I get it. You maintain nutritional balance with an extra sprinkle of love in every bite.

Takasu: Noto... How can you say such embarrassing things so casually?

071


Yasuko: Ohh? Taiga-chan helped an old lady who was confused at the supermarket? I'm so proud of her!

Takasu: Sure... Let's go with that.

072


Kushieda: Oh? Having a staring contest through a mirror, eh? You sure do think up the funnest stuff!

Takasu: No, that's not it, Kushieda. I was actually Tomiie Kota, and Tomiie was actually me.

Kushieda: Ohhh, I know that feeling! Happens all the time!

Takasu: What.

073


Sakura: Eek! Eeeeek! What is this?! Me and Takasu-senpai... Takasu-senpai--!

Takasu: Calm down, Kanou! He may have looked like me, but he wasn't me! Remember?

Sakura: Oh, that's right! Kota-kun looked like Kota-kun but was really Takasu-senpai inside, but this Takasu-senpai looked like Takasu-senpai but was really Kota-kun!

Takasu: Couldn't you find a simpler way to explain it?

074


Tomiie: W-Who did it!? Who made my Sakura-chan cry!?

Aisaka: You.

Sumire: You.

Kitamura: You, I think.

Takasu: I'd guess it was you.

Tomiie: NOOOO! HOOOOW!?

075


Sakura: Eek! Eeeeek! What is this?! Aisaka-senpai and Kota-kun... Kota-kun--!

Takasu: Calm down, Kanou! It's true that that was Kota-kun inside my body, but--

Sakura: Hmm? Looking at it objectively, Takasu-senpai comforting Aisaka-senpai is actually quite the common occurrence.

Takasu: Right? So don't worry.

Sakura: I see! What a relief! Hahaha!

Takasu: Hahaha! ...*sigh*

076


Palmtop Tiger: RAAAAAAAWR!!!